Saint Angelus

Fair Warning! I've been thinking again. Read at your own risk...

So today is Valentines day, which is wonderful for all the folks who have somebody to go to dinner and movies and such with, even of they're just a loaner for today.

But what about all the single folks? More specifically, the single women? What, they're just left out to hang? I call bullshit, and follow it with a proposal.

I hereby propose another saint to go along with today. Think of Santa Claus, but for the single women for valentines day. We can call him, in honor of his humble creator, St Angelus, and every Valentines day, he takes all of the women to dinner that don't have a date of their own. And he has two lists, naughty and nice. But believe me, the naughty list won't get you a lump of coal for this holiday... You'll be left panting happily with a fresh case of Freshly Fucked Hair and memories of a wonderful evening as you drift off to sleep.

And now for the best part: You don't have to buy anything for the holiday? How nice that we don't have another St Whoever trying to rape our wallets?

Until next time...