You don't have to lie to kick it

Fair Warning: This is a topic I get a little riled about, so expect some profanity. Ye be warned.

First of all, this post is dedicated to all of the weak, spineless douche bags that think you need to lie, deceive, or break hearts in order to have all the sex you want.

Fucking shame on you. But I'm going to assume you just don't know better, probably learned these bad habits from some shithead friend of yours that told you that's the way to conduct business. As he learned from another, and so on back to the original weak fuck that couldn't get his business handled any other way.

I want to make one thing clear: This shit is not necessary. Period.

Allow me to make clear some things you may have missed.

Point A) In our busy society of civil rights becoming balanced, the classic roles of men and women balancing, and everyone being nightmare busy, things are changing. More specifically, there are WOMEN BY THE MILLIONS THAT JUST WANT TO FUCK. Think I'm kidding? There are studies on it. Look them up. The percentages of women surveyed who aren't interested in the prospect of marriage or even commitment is growing exponentially, especially in the first couple of decades after they turn 18.

Point B) Women need to get laid as bad or worse than men do. Think I'm kidding? When you itch your ear, which feels better, your finger or your ear? Or how about this: Who can have multiple orgasms , men or women? They need it as bad as we men do, they just know how to hold out longer to get a better deal than we do.

Point C) Most women have the urge to get laid in a bad way, but they don't want to hear the backlash of their friends and coworkers running their filthy tabloid mouths about it. They simple opt to go without sex if the consequence is hearing their girlfriends badger them about it. Notice how many women are all over you until their cock blocking friend "talks sense into them."

So what does this stack up to? A lot of women want to get laid, have no interest in being committed because they are nightmare busy with their career, schoolwork, life, etc, but don't want their dirty laundry running the streets.

Here's what this means to you: Sharpen up your woman meeting skills instead of your deceiving. I'm willing to bet that if you were to go out tonight and meet 100 women and tell all of them that they shouldn't go home with you because you're not the commitment type you would have a surprising amount of them want to take you home BECAUSE YOU WON'T BE CLINGY. Moreover, once they trust you to keep your mouth shut about their business so they can still be a 'lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets' you will become one of their main sources of booty call action. Think I'm kidding? I've built a modern day booty call harem this way and the women in it are HAPPY TO BE A PART OF IT. Why? Because they know the deal and they're ok with it!

My last and final point is this: Arrange your agreements, whatever they may be, and stick to them. If she wants to know if you mess with anybody else before you two have another round, and you agree, HONOR IT. Or whatever agreements you make. It's far better to part ways friends after having some fun than to have your lack of integrity advertised on her blog, myspace, facebook, twitter, and whatever bathroom stalls she can find. Fuck her over, she'll make you a legend in a way you won't like. As you deserve.

Until next time...